Monthly Archives: August 2012

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THE WISDOM OF A FLOWER

The first almond flowers of the year
I thought I had a fever.
 
As I walked that dreary path to work my skin prickled with heat, I had to tear my jacket off and then my scarf and gloves. But no, I had mistaken the glass for half empty, the sweet perfume of jasmine suddenly  

tickled the edges of my consciousness

 
and then gathered me up and carried me merrily all the way to the corner.
 
Spring was suddenly close, she was waiting!
 
 
 
Where there has been european settlement seasons are detached from place. 4 seasons that tick over like clockwork at the end of 3 months means nothing to the almond which 

wakes from its slumber

 
when it senses the end of deep winter. Its hopeful blossoms the first of the dormant orchard.

Where Melbourne is today the Aboriginal inhabitants had their own seasons based not only on weather, but lifecycle patterns of birds, animal and plants, when the first chill hinted they should move north to shelter, or first blossom meant winding there way southward to the ocean. Here they had six seasons, but ask a different tribe separated by mountains or rivers and they might have different ones.
 
 
I noticed the first buds on the almond at the end of July. I dont know about you but think I think I like the idea of embracing Pre-Spring, and shaking off the shackles of Winter a bit earlier than other Melbournians.  

Will you do the same?

 
 
I’d love to know if you have different seasons where you are. When do the the leaves turn auburn and crisp, the first snow flakes fall and does the summer heat send those nasty snails into cool, damp crevices?

 



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BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY, IN ANY WAY

Grasses by the Colac Lake in the Botanical Gardens

Yellow lace-up gumboots in sparkling water
But my real secret to a sunny attitude this winter, is a pair of new sunnyside up gumboots! Good bye mopey me, hello bright yellow wellies!
 

Splashing through puddles

 
with a radiant set of waterproof stompers, is the perfect remedy to the winter grumps, with an added injection of child like glee. Added bonus during these stomping sessions, I’m whole-heartedly embracing any vitamin D thrown my way!

Wishing you a sunny winter and a shady summer! Xoxo


Elyse Boots Yellow by BOGS with yellow fallen leaves
Yellow button floor by the lake


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CROCHET AWAY THOSE WINTER BLUES

Starburst grannysquares and balls of secondhand wool
Dylan’s mum has a blanket, painstakingly crocheted by her granny from her grandchildren’s old jumpers, too worn to go through another cycle of unravel and reknit.
How beautiful imagining each colour having had so many different lives!

Cuddled up in the brightly coloured wrap, looking at rain putting a hold to my days adventures, I decided to be inspired rather than discouraged.

Winter gets into my bones, I hate it. In Melbourne it doesn’t magically float down over the land in delicate drifts, as I romantically (and probably erroneously) imagine it does in Europe and the Americas. Instead it splutters and it drizzles.
 

A pathetic
overcast sulker

 
that turns lettuces bitter without the payoff of a snowball fight montage!


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THE MYSTERY OF THE SMOKING COMPUTER

This King Parrot may look sweet, but he harbours a dirty, thieving secret,

curiouser and curiouser

and it’s not his addiction to eating cashew nuts by the claw full

 

Before I tell you about the pilfering little fiendies pictured above, let me share a far more bizarre mystery with you. A story, that I hope will excuse my disappearance from the blogosphere the past few months.

Ha! It’s not as dramatic or interesting as I’ve made out, but you can’t blame a girl from creating some suspense right?

Early on a rainy morning in May I found myself in the middle of a real life riddle that bore a funny, although FAR less morbid semblance to that old brain teaser about the man hanging from the ceiling with only a puddle of water beneath him. But in my story
 

the only thing that died had a disc drive…

 
I was working at home and sleep dazzled, I slumped upstairs. Pushing passed the washing hanging on the line, light was just creeping onto the desk so I didn’t bother with the lamp. Before running downstairs to answer the kettles call I powered on the PC and it purred to life.

Downstairs, tea in hand, I began smelling a nasty chemical burning smell, I ran upward and was hit in the face with smoke, I sprang to pull the plug.

Feathers close-up of King Parrot

 

Green King Parrot jumping on Blundstone Boots

King parrot eating tomatoes at Grey River

Prying open the computer, I winced, the graphics card was no more – melted and charred beyond recognition. What the hell caused that? The floor under the carcass was wet!

Could the roof have leaked in the rain? It seemed unlikely at the apex of the roof, and there was no water on the desk beside it. Could someone have done a dodgy and spilt a glass of water off the desk through the vent in the top? No glass…did someone conceal the evidence? Suspect profiles began swirling in my head, but, the best I could do was wait until Computer Doctor Dylan returned home to check the crime scene.

We cleared the desk of books, pens, lamp and papers so we could lift the computer off the floor for a closer look. Then we noticed a small wet patch near the corner desk, a perfectly round patch, and floating in it were weird crystals! But still it didn’t twig. Dylan to my horror tasted it…

the water was salty!

 
We looked inside the computer and saw little salty drops splashed throughout. Well it definitely wasn’t

rain water…what could it be? It wasn’t until we were explaining it to our house mate that the mystery was solved. Suddenly  

her face fell.

 
“Did you say the water was salty? Umm…is my salt lamp still up there?” Salt lamp? Then we realised that the crystal shaped lamp upstairs was not plastic, it was a giant lump of salt! Sheepishly she noted that it seemed to strangely attract water (just what you want in an electrical device!).

The wet washing, crystals, circular patch on the desk above the computer, it all came together. The water must have dripped over the desk edge into the computer vent. Damn, goodbye insurance money. But if a computer is going to go out, it might as well be out in style like death by salt lamp. Hopefully my photos are still intact somewhere in that salty old motherboard.

Time will tell.

 

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